...a series of tubes

Unofficial blog of Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) that he uses to address the blogging community on the issues of Network Neutrality.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Unclog the tubes!

This is exactly what I'm talking about! We need more solutions like this to unclog the tubes and make the internet equal for everyone. Please send more to seriesoftubes@gmail.com


8 Comments:

  • At July 13, 2006 3:10 PM, Anonymous z00t1 said…

    This is hilarious

     
  • At July 13, 2006 3:12 PM, Anonymous FOTOSHOT said…

    Where do I send my image submissions?

     
  • At July 13, 2006 3:12 PM, Anonymous FOTOSHOT said…

    Nevermind I see, seriesoftubes@gmail.com LOL

     
  • At July 14, 2006 3:46 AM, Anonymous Ian said…

    God bless you. I've been trying everything to unblock my tubes of internets.

     
  • At July 14, 2006 6:41 AM, Anonymous WuSuPdOe said…

    Senator, I've been trying to send you an internet but it keeps giving me an error. Someone clogged the tubes again. We better get the MPAA in on this, because I think it was an illegal film distribution that clogged the tubes. It appears as if someone stuck a film reel in there.

     
  • At July 14, 2006 4:40 PM, Anonymous John "G" Allen said…

    Now lookee here zoot1, this is no laughing matter. The internets are very dear to me. I hate to see them go the way of my libido, all clogged with goops and whatnot. I'd like to see you try to regulate and manage all these tubes by yourself. It's a lot harder than you would think, sir. I've been plugging away with my staff, trying everything from terpentine to white apple vinegar. Nothing seems to work, NOTHING!! In fact, it seems like the internets are just getting more clogged and gooey-er with such comments like these. But I think there is light at the end of the tunnel, yessir! Tomorrow we are gunna try some Bean-o to flush out my loverly internets tubes.

     
  • At November 02, 2006 4:19 PM, Anonymous Nick said…

    NO These tubes aren't so simply unclogged. It takes major intelligence of which only one man has been proven to posess. We need to haul in the big guns on this one. We need Ted Stevens to UNCLOG OUR TUBES!!

    Don't tie our tubes, Senator!

     
  • At September 15, 2010 3:33 PM, Anonymous Series of Tubes Dies said…

    Dude my series of tubes has some serious constipation, thank you so much for this post!!

     

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